NEW YORK CITY — If you thought baby showers were all tea, cupcakes, and quiet games of “guess the baby food,” Kat Timpf just blew that notion to pieces—and replaced it with libertarian one-liners, political parody, and a baby-sized talk show concept that had the entire Fox News crowd in stitches.

In what can only be described as a celebration worthy of a reality show spinoff, Kat Timpf, the razor-sharp libertarian commentator and fan-favorite co-host of Gutfeld!, hosted a baby shower that defied every tradition—and set a new gold standard for outrageous, heartfelt, and hilariously unscripted moments.

Held in a chic Manhattan apartment, the event was attended by a star-studded roster of Fox News regulars, including Greg Gutfeld, Emily Compagno, Jesse Watters, and Dana Perino. But while everyone came ready to toast Kat and her soon-to-arrive baby, no one could’ve predicted what would unfold—especially when Tyrus, Kat’s towering co-host and longtime partner in on-air chaos, dropped a gift that stopped the room cold before detonating into absolute comedic anarchy.

Pastel Balloons, Political Zingers, and a Baby With a Future in Primetime

From the moment guests stepped into the baby shower, it was clear this wasn’t going to be your average stroller-and-diaper-fest. Think whimsical meets wickedly witty, with pastel balloon arches, glittering banners reading “Future Free Thinker,” and even a “junior journalist” photo booth where guests could pose with tiny microphones, satirical cue cards, and baby-sized “press badges.”

But the decor was only a warm-up.

Kat, radiant in a flowing dress dotted with tiny caricatures of porcupines (libertarian symbolism, of course), greeted her guests with that classic dry humor fans adore. “No gender reveal,” she smirked. “The kid can identify as a sentient fax machine for all I care—as long as it hates big government.”

Cue the laughs. And they didn’t stop all night.

Enter Tyrus: The Giant With the Gift That Shook the Room

Just as things were winding into a cozy lull, Tyrus arrived—all 6’8” of him, looming like a WWE wrestler turned mythological gift-bearer. He strutted into the room with a smug grin and a box bigger than most Manhattan bathrooms.

“Kat,” he boomed, “this is for you and your little tax rebel.”

The room collectively leaned in.

Inside the box? A custom-made baby onesie that read: “Future Libertarian Talk Show Host” and a hand-drawn cartoon book titled “Baby Kat’s Adventures Against High Taxes”, penned and illustrated by Tyrus himself.

Yes, really.

The homemade book chronicled the fictional exploits of Baby Kat—a pint-sized heroine who goes head-to-head with cartoonishly corrupt bureaucrats, demolishes red tape with a pacifier, and launches libertarian rants from her crib with flawless comedic timing. In one panel, she yells, “Why does my milk cost $8?! Regulation is theft!” Another shows her flipping off the IRS with a baby bottle.

The finale? Baby Kat co-hosting a political talk show called “Diapers & Debates” with Uncle Tyrus, complete with juice-box-fueled rants and explosive diaper changes during commercial breaks.

The room erupted. People were doubled over in laughter. Even Greg Gutfeld, known for his masterful deadpan delivery, had to cover his face. “If this kid starts dunking on me live on-air,” he choked out, “I’m retiring.”

Dana Wants It Published, Jesse Fumbles a Stroller, and Emily Brings the Feels

The reactions didn’t stop there. Dana Perino, ever the pragmatist, immediately suggested the cartoon be published as a limited-edition keepsake for Gutfeld! viewers. “We could sell this. I mean—come on, it’s brilliant,” she said, flipping through the pages in delight.

Emily Compagno, ever the compassionate soul, offered up genuine parenting advice between roars of laughter, sharing touching anecdotes from her own upbringing. “Your kid’s going to be loved, challenged, and absolutely hilarious,” she told Kat, holding her hand.

Meanwhile, Jesse Watters—perhaps trying to escape being outshined—attempted to assemble a sleek, modern stroller as a surprise gift gesture. He failed. Spectacularly.

Screws went flying. One of the wheels popped off. At one point, Gutfeld mock-commentated the disaster like it was a UFC match. “Watters vs. the Stroller: Round Three. Stroller’s winning by submission.”

Kat’s Commentary? As Sharp as Ever

As chaos unfolded around her, Kat remained the eye of the libertarian hurricane—cool, composed, and mercilessly sarcastic.

“I don’t want to raise a good kid,” she said with a mock-serious tone that had everyone bracing for a punchline. “I want to raise a kid who can throw a football with one hand and sarcasm with the other. If they also learn to deduct their allowance from their taxes, that’s a bonus.”

Mic. Dropped.

A Baby Shower for the History Books—and Maybe a Pilot Episode?

As the evening wore down, champagne flutes clinked, the “Baby’s First Filibuster” cake was sliced, and guests lingered long after the last onesie was unwrapped. One thing was crystal clear: this wasn’t just a baby shower. It was a masterclass in merging friendship, politics, satire, and unapologetic joy.

There was even talk of actually pitching “Diapers & Debates” to Fox Nation or Gutfeld! as a mini-segment. And while that might’ve been a joke (or was it?), nothing seems too outrageous when it comes to the force of nature that is Kat Timpf.

The Verdict? Baby Timpf Is Already a Star

In the world of primetime punditry, political chaos, and hot takes, Kat Timpf’s baby shower was a rare moment of genuine human hilarity—the kind that reminds us that even the sharpest commentators are, underneath it all, parents-to-be, friends, and people who just want to laugh until their sides hurt.

As Kat heads into motherhood, she does so surrounded by a loyal tribe of chaos agents, comedians, and co-conspirators ready to welcome the next generation of satire. And if Tyrus’ cartoon book is any sign of what’s to come, this baby’s first words might just be, “Taxation is theft.”

One thing is certain: this kid is going to grow up with more edge, more laughs, and more political awareness than most adults.