We’ve seen greatness. But Shohei Ohtani just redefined it.
In a packed stadium under the L.A. lights, the Dodgers’ new superstar launched a 500-foot home run—yes, FIVE HUNDRED FEET—in the third inning of his first home game. The ball soared like a meteor, crashing into the upper deck like something out of a Marvel movie.
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” the play-by-play announcer screamed. Fans in the outfield barely moved—they were too stunned to react.
And as if that wasn’t enough? Ohtani debuted a brand-new walk-up song: “Godzilla” by Blue Öyster Cult—a perfect nod to his larger-than-life presence. “It’s a mindset,” Ohtani said afterward with a smile. “I want to feel like a monster out there.”
Twitter went berserk. “That ball is in orbit.” “Shohei just broke physics.” Even Mike Trout chimed in with a gif of someone fainting.
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But here’s the bigger story: Ohtani isn’t just a showman—he’s a threat. Early MVP chatter is already heating up, and opposing pitchers are shaking in their cleats.
Baseball hasn’t felt this electric in years. And with Ohtani leading the charge, the 2025 season could be legendary.
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