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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans have been rattled this week by the bombshell that a former Fox News host might be a liar, reports on Thursday indicate.
According to industry insiders, the revelation that a former employee might have knowingly disseminated falsehoods threatens to tarnish the image of the nation’s most trusted news organization.
Harland Dorrinson, a crisis management specialist, said that Fox News needs to “change the narrative” by reminding Americans of its peerless and longstanding reputation for honesty.
“Fox needs to remind people that they are the network of Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck, and Tucker Carlson,” he said. “One bad apple doesn’t spoil the whole bunch.”
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“I thought I was feeding a dog—until I discovered my sister-in-law’s young son hidden away and in desperate need of help. After rushing him to the hospital, the call I made uncovered a secret no one saw coming.”
The call came while I was rinsing a baby bottle under the kitchen faucet, the hum of the dishwasher masking…
“She told me to check on her ‘dog’ while she relaxed at a luxury resort—but instead, I found her little boy neglected and whispering, ‘Mom said you wouldn’t come.’ One phone call blew the truth wide open.”
The call came while I was rinsing a baby bottle under the kitchen faucet, the hum of the dishwasher masking…
“My sister-in-law asked me to feed her dog while she vacationed at a resort—but when I arrived, there was no dog… only her 5-year-old son locked in a room. What happened next exposed a secret that shocked everyone.”
The call came while I was rinsing a baby bottle under the kitchen faucet, the hum of the dishwasher masking…
My sister-in-law called from a resort asking me to feed her dog. when i went to her house, there was no dog—only her five-year-old son, neglected and locked in a room. “mom said you wouldn’t come,” he whispered. i rushed him to the hospital, then made a call that exposed a secret no one expected.
The call came while I was rinsing a baby bottle under the kitchen faucet, the hum of the dishwasher masking…
“After 12 years of caring for my father-in-law, his final gift was a tattered pillow with the words ‘For Maria.’ When I opened it, I couldn’t stop crying…”
My father-in-law had no pension. I cared for him with all my heart for 12 years. With his last breath,…
“He had no pension and no savings, but I took care of him for over a decade. Moments before he died, he gave me a ragged pillow—what was hidden inside left me sobbing.”
My father-in-law had no pension. I cared for him with all my heart for 12 years. With his last breath,…
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